We're very happy thank you.
Hey! This is the first comic strip. The strip will be weekly, in simpler terms there will be a new comic every Sunday at midnight. This one is my first, please send me any criticism you have. Thank you. I would personally like to thank Deadinside and Dollface for all that they have done and the troubles and nagging they had to suffer because of this comic strip.
::IamAEvilMonkey has left the game::
::IamAEvilMonkey has exited Battlenet::
Eheh... Funny shit. Anyway here is a comic update: I have three comics drawn, one is with Deadinside waiting to return to me in JPEG or PNG format; it might make its way to Dollface though cause she has cable and can send it to me faster. The last couple of attempts to get it to me through email/file transfer by Deadinside have failed. Recently I have drawn up two more, but I think this time I'll find some other way to scan them (hopefully).
I have just discovered that most of the PC/X-Box gaming community doesn't reside in either North America or Japan, it actually resides in Austrailia. If you want to join the community or want to see the evidence of this claim just go to: AusGamers. They have almost every single demo for almost evey single PC game out, not to mention reviews and previews which will knock your boots off. Their servers are kind of slow and so the download time for a demo is kinda long. For example it took me three hours to download the demo for Unreal Tournement 3 (which by the way is about 300 megs).
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT PRINCE OF PERSIA IS COMING OUT! Prince of Persia took up most of my time when I was a child and will probably do so again when it is released by Ubi Soft sometime at the end of this year for consoles and GBA. Well... maybe a little while after that when they release it for PCs. This game looks incredible. The best part of this is that the game will be using the Splinter Cell engine! For those of you who have play/seen Splinter Cell, you know what I am talking about. Oh my god it looks so good!
P.S.why do you guys hate Bill?
Aww man, screw you! You're those computer virsus
sent via eMails. We want you to go away because
you fill our computers with nougat filled
hatred and make them crash. You're even worse
than that person who thinks they can curse the
world.
What kind of eMail are you?
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I have just been told that I am stupid, and I agree; I am stupid like a fox! This was told to me after I discussed the theory of me not existing with my brother. Yea, much fun. But I am sure that I do not exist, I mean come on, I don't even get any viruses.
Anyway I want to start a cult; a great cult. A cult that has stuff... and they do stuff with the stuff. Stuff my cult will have to believe in and follow these rules because I said so:
Been pretty boring lately, there isn't anything interesting to talk about besides my problems, which I will never again bring up because this is suppose to be a peppy site. The comic that I wanted to start up is being passed around to people with scanners; Deadinside tried, but when I recieved the copy, it looks like french trench during the first few weeks of World War I, in other words it looked like crap. It's like 1:41pm I am reduced to making a post... Concerning posts, I am sorry for two things, 1. not making a post yesterday. 2. for making that really depressed post two days ago.
One thing that has humored me lately is that everyone besides me is getting this So.Big virus; I haven't even gotten spam in my mailbox, not even spam concerning how to protect myself from this virus. Maybe this means that one likes me and so I am not in their address book, and that's why the virus hasn't come to me. On the other hand, I am pretty sure that someone out there has to have me in their address book, or I wouldn't exist. OH NO! I DON'T EXIST!
I am not an obsessed little freak, just envious. It's not the person; it's their attitude towards life. Their attitude is shit happens; so what, I am always going to be a lil peppy person. Never have I seen something like this. This is exactly what I was looking for, ever since I was lost. It feels like a thick fog surrounds me, the only thing that I can see is her happiness, her peppyness. How the fuck does she manage to do that? Depression comes and leaves for most people, but there are a unlucky few who have it orbiting them. These are the same people who are obsessed, not over the person, but over the peppyness. Why? Could it be that I have lost my ability to be happy? If so it must have been stolen, but by who? Is she like a wormhole, sucking in all the happiness around her. No because I feel happy being near her, makes me feel as if my happiness has come back. No, this can't be envy, but then what is it? The best comparison I can make is to vampires. I feel as if I am the vampire that hungers for blood, soul, something that I lack to fill a part of me that is calling. Yet I also wish that I never had to do such because of the pain. All I want to is to be the one with the blood, the peppyness.
Well I hate to say this but... gypsy...your feral. I am only saying this cause all the other post are provoking me and I just had to. School is going to start soon, it already started in some parts of the counrty. I really don't know where I am going with this so bye.
Yes sir, step right up and pick up your copy of MTA workers gone wild! It shows why you should not let three ex-convicts use a hose, bucket, and two brooms in order to clean a Subway station. It can only lead to the worst. They were all wet for god's sake. I tried to pass by politely, but no, one of them had ot spray me in the ass with water. I hate them! After the sexual assault I left to the opposite side of the station and took the train home. I hate the MTA
Well... There is no need to agrue about this. We all know that you are a feral kitten, come on admit it. It fits in the scheme of things; makes the picture whole. By the way this whole thing about Mars being so close tonight, well fuck it. I can't even see it when I walk out of my apartment. This just means that Mars does not exist in my universe. You hear that you wannabe-existing-planet-piece-of-crap-hole. For the last time and I am not going to ask Marx! I hate that man, he is like the gay version of the girls gone wild mixed with satan's computer, which is filled with outdated software made by Mircosoft.
No way! Bill is so meant to be. In fact he is sitting next to me right now, and he doesn't appreciate you spreading such vicious lies about him. So what if people sit on him, he still manages to come out of it unruffled. By the way "Toby, go pick me my cotton." For all those of you who indulge in funny shit, check this out (beware it's not meant for the faint of hear/fart or those who have 56k modems [3.07 meg file]): The Alien Movie. It gave a chuckle, kinda like that nerdy kid who had pretended to be a Jedi (click here to check it out)
Read this and you shall be enlightened on the ways of the world. BtP (Bill the Penguin) is part of this religion. Hear this now, loud and clear: I am now converting to the Church of the Great Penguin
Oh yea, then his name would be Bill (the penguin). I am seriously disheartened with life. There is nothing new to do; I would try taking a stab at my mother, but she won't take kindly to it. And so since I had nothing to do I have decided to bring Bill the Penguin (BtP) back from the grave. For those who don't know Bill was my best friend until he was sat on by people and Summer Gypsy decided to kill him. I still don't know how he died, but I am pretty sure it had something to do with bubbles and the lack or air in them. Poor, poor Bill, and so now I have decided to bring him back from the dead. He might even start posting on the web site... but all of you would probably think that it would be me using Bill's name. Nay, I tell you, Nay!
Now I really am starting to go crazy, hoepefully I'll do something tomorrow which will allow me to be saner... Probably not. I've decided to join a MOHAA (Medal Of Honor: Allied Assault) clan, so that I can have something to do on my spare time. In other words I get to live out my fanasty of being an WWII gay guy and shooting people at the same time. Yay!
This weekend had just been one huge MOHAA (medal of honor: allied assault) party, unfortunately I have just been informed that yesterday there was a 24 hours Starcraft competition. Drats! Oh, well there will be more. Anyway MOHAA is the most fun online. So many people to kill, almost too many... Maybe not. By the way the comics that i was drawing up will hopefully be up by the end of the week. It all depends on who has a a better scanner, and can get the copies to me the fastest. Peace out x))
Why? Why are people so stupid? Tonight on my way to the Chinese take-out place I saw this kid on the corner. This stupid idiot was taking a piss by a car. At first I didn't think it was possible, I mean who would do something this stupid? Well then for the sake of the human race I thought okay, maybe he lives far away and he had to take the mean leak. Nope, after finishing his leak, he went into a building which was about five feet away (for those who know where I live, I am talking about the building between the bike shop and the pharmacy). Why would you take a leak outside when you just go home and take one at home? If you don't have a bathroom at home, just go to a neighbor; they'll understand.
You must really suck if you have to create a rumor that you are creating the best game system ever, just to get some publicity. Really can't you think of something else, like a new breakfast special at a nearby Applebee's or maybe the fact that you are lying little crack-heads who work at a strip joint in Florida Keys. For those who don't know what I am talking about, I am referring to the Phantom. I just heard over at Penny Arcade that it's probably a hoax. I agree, it sounded too good to be true; there are too many problems to overcome for them to make a console like this.
Eheheh... Mom's not home and it's fun centeral because I can do whatever I want... Which at this point (sadly enough) is to stay at home and play videogames. Also I wanted to ask is anyone had a scanner? I know Deadinside has one, but I also need someone who I see more often. Need to scan the first and maybe second strip of the comic. Please if you have one, just post or comment. Peace out!
Bush Orders U.S. to Freeze Assets of Hamas Leaders
I agree Hamas has to be stopped, but will just punishing one side will result in a whole lotta crap. It really sucks that the leaders of Hamas are having their assets frozen, while the Israelies are walking away with a little slap on their cheeks. Shouldn't President Bush ask the United Nations to raise some sort of sanctions against Israel; I mean it's understandable if they attack once, but they've been doing it for the last thirteen years.
No, this blog isn't about the tiny lines of writing at the bottom of a contract; I am talking about the band. It's pretty small, emerged out of Washinton (the state). The singer (Jerry) is Tycho from Penny Arcade. The only place that I've found with their music is MP3.com.Very nice music. Check out some their lyrics:
english
she is not mobile, she just watches me
i am noticable when light catches me
i am illegible any way you look at me
you know my english has deficiencies
and is it any wonder that I
when faced with these odds
would even it with lies
and is it any wonder that i
surrounded by storm
surmounted by swarm
would attempt to obtain the prize
there's a terror to the scenery
a certain fervor to the front of me
and i count them as my enemies
those who mean to be close to me
Yea, it's my third post; so what? Finally got Linux to work on my comp. It looks great; I think I'll use it for image work, and maybe learn PHP on it too. Pretty boring day. Just wanted to ask the gang what they are doing tomorrow, cause I'll be downtown and I am wondering if they want to hang out.
Oh yea, I now have a catch phrase: "I fight my inner demons everytime I go to the bathroom." It's copyrighted so don't use it.
I would like to make a gaming post, in which I'll bring up certain sensitive issues that bother gamers all over.
First of all lets discuss the new console that is coming out sometime, they don't really tell you when. All they tell you is that you can register to reserve one when it does come out. For all those who don't know what I am talking about, I would like to introduce you to the The Phantom. It looks really great. Maybe that is the problem, that it looks too good to be true. It's supposed to be easy to install, fast ("up to 3Ghz") and even wireless LAN built in. You're supposed to be able to play games with anyone over a wireless network. The funny shit is that there aren't any CDs or cartridges. The games are supposed to be online, and you can rent and download over the game's huge network. Last time someone tried to do this (that crap ass hand-held with 132 games built in) it sucked huge cock. Then there is the fact that you have to download the game, and that will take a while to download the game, even on a cable connection (hell it took me three hours to download the Unreal Tournament III Demo). Then there is the fact that wireless connections suck, they are slower than the norm and they tend to break off during bad weather connections. The Phantom seems too good to be true, the only way it could seem better is if came with a helper monkey to turn the system on while you are sitting on the couch. The video card that the Phantom will use isn't top of the line though, it will use the GeForce FX. On the other hand Microsoft is developing X-Box 2, which will have the Raedon built in. So instead of registering for some too good to be pixy gold crap, you could just wait for the new X-Box.
Secondly and lastly I would like to say that everyone should buy/borrow/download/steal the new Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. It got really good reviews and the graphics look awesome (white trash word of the day).
No, we aren't a music posting place thing; atleast I don't think we are. Nice to know that Dollface learned stuff about comps and networking. Not much to say today, sorry. It's pretty early. Oh, Oh, I can now confindently say that I play more games before 9am than most people play all day. If you want to play with me; just email me. I usually play Medal of Honor from 8:30am to about 10am; I am tevren. If you pefer to play *starcraft* (broodwars or normal) than join channel hses anytime between 11:45am to 1pm; I am IamAEvilMonkey. That's all for now, going to go kill people in MOHAA.
We have two more people joining our staff, don't quite know what their names are just yet.
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned
Grasping to control
So I better hold on
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned
I'm not even sure if that's a word, but what the hell; you only live once (I hope). Met Summer Gypsy today, had fun and so on. Nothing really out of the ordinary. Now I've really started to wonder; is craptacular a word? Can it even function in the viod of slang terms too stupid to ever come out of a person's mouth? ::Look through many different grammer books:: Guess what! Craptacular can be a word! Because of latin syntax, you can join crap and tacular. It's very sad for me to see myself making such an ass of myself on the internet. But hey, What the hell it's not like my name's on the bottom of this post or anything like that... Shit...I fucked! My name is not Conrad, MY NAME IS KUNTAKINTE!
Yay! It's Indian Independence Day, well maybe not only Indian Independence Day. It is Independence Day for most of South Asia, and Southeast Asia and also some of Africa (I think). Just wanted to pop by and say Happy Independence Day to all (I've said that about thrice already). This was the first year I think that I didn't go to the parade, since no one could come with me. Going to a parade is not something you do alone, you always need someone to share the love with and there was no one this time, so I didn't go.
translation: Our India is the best in the World
Back in black--AC/DC (back in black)
I hit the sack
I've been too long I'm glad to be back [I bet you know I'm...]
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I've been looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat's Eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running wild
CHORUS:
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
(Well) I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black
Back in the back
Of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack
Yes, I'm in a bang
With a gang
They've got to catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I'm back on the track
And I'm beatin' the flack
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now
I'm just makin' my play
Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way
CHORUS
Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well I'm back in black
Yes I'm back in black
hooo yeah
Ohh yeah
Yes I am
Oooh yeah, yeah Oh yeah
Back in now
Well I'm back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back
Back in black
Yes I'm back in black
Out of the sight
I have some good news and a whole crap load of bad news. Good news first, People now think I am 21 years old; not to say that I am not twenty-one. Anyway, now the bad news.
Today I didn't stay home, instead I met new and old friends. The Math regents was today and I decided to go encourage them. Hope that they did well (for all of you you are studing english, the main verb in that sentence was "did"). Anyway met Ali and hung out, played pool and so on. I think Summer Gypsy is a little mad at me.
All of you who loves games I have a couple of sites you should go to. The first is Insert Credit. You can find video, pictures and other stuff of games that haven't even come out. Yea, the have people on the inside. The next is Entdepot. I haven't checked it out yet, but will probably do so tonight. Anyway peace out till the next post.
Hey. This is my daily 2 cents, see you're lucky you get 2 more cents than the last dude/dudet (insert name here). Anway that quote makes no sense. I don't get it; so confused. I guess that means that artsy people don't have correct grammer and get lost in their own thoughts. I hope they know that "stupidity" is not a adjective. Maybe it has some internal meaning within the maze of confudled crap but I don't see it. Anyway if anyone wants to see some really strange/funny art goto: Exploding Dog. It's kinda like stick figures/ modern art but with a very "strange" touch to it. Try it out and that was my 2 cents for today
P.S. Deadinside can hate blogger as much as he wants as long as he posts.
Well then... I see that Deadinside posted. He really isn't crazy, I swear and yes punk rock rules. I wanted to post some pictures from my starcraft game, but they all came out dark and ugly. It was the best game ever! The General and me versus I think four comps on a money map (I know that it doesn't sound great). After about two minutes the General made a retreat into my base and following him was a mass of AI. After almost dying three times, he came back with Mutalisks (for those unfamiliar with Starcraft, mutalisks are gross flying units). By this time though I had secured my base with lurkers (hidden units that do mass damage) and had already killed two comps with hyralisks (ground range units). Great Game! It wasn't great because we won, well maybe it was, but more so because these comps were actually, kinda, almost good. If you want to download the relplay go ahead and do so here. Be warned you need Starcraft to view it.
Or something like it. I had the worst experience this morning when I woke up... or afternoon when I woke up. My Roadrunner cable internet wasn't working! At first I was scared that the 56k monsters might creep out of my computer's modem and eat me. Then I raced around my apartment checking all the connections to see what might have happened. After completely exhausting myself, I managed to gather the courage and calling Roadrunner Tech Help. It took me about seven minutes of being on hold and three or four crappy "phone-elevator" songs to finally talk to a person, where I heard the worst news of my life. Their servers were down! They told me that it would another couple of hours till the service came back. I tried to occupy my time, but it didn't work. Next I tried to talk to my family (worst idea ever) and it ended up with a conversation about me studying bio-tech. in college. Next I tried to read, but I ended up picking out a "How to share your cable internet on you home network" book. In the end I was in a corner shaking back and forth till 2pm at which point my cable came back. Yay!
I don't know who they are or what they are, but I would really like to thank the people at Blogger. They repaired the Archives so fast; it was fucking amazing. They are really fast. Anyway, today I hung out with Summer Gypsy and Zhang. We had fun, I got to be a massuer, the guy who gives massages. Man I can't spell for the life of me. Also today Summer Gypsy was introduced to Family Guy, the bset best freaking show ever! Have a safe and hopefully not so drug free night.
First of all why is Summer Gypsy changing the title of that post so much. Anyway today was fun, started the day with a nice glass of Orange Juice and and hmmm...probably going to end it that way too. I met Ali this afternoon, got him into joining our blog team. Do you want to join? Well that's too bad 'cause the only people who read this are those who already write for it and so you are already a part of us.... Damn it!
Anyway as I was saying, I met up with Ali. we went and shot some pool, while we were waiting for Blaine. After pool we went and ate lunch at The Riverdale Diner. Best food ever, just don't rouch the coleslaw. I swear that it attacked me! When lunch was finished we decided to go catch a movie because Blaine was taking too damn long at work. We saw 28 days later.
That is such a great freaking movie! The camera work is great, the actors play thier parts wonderfully. The worst part which I considered as a plus was that it wasn't really scary (I hate scary movies). It was more like zombies take over and this is what happens... Kinda like a reality show gone all wrong, but in a good way. The best thing about the movie: alternate ending. I mean how kewl is that, it could be like this or like that. The only thing is that they fucked it up and the movie doesn't end well, like if they added a scene or two it would have been perfect. The action scenes were awesome, but very gruesome as well. I had to look away during one scene when he stuck his fingers in the guy's eyes. Such a great movie; go see it!
Yes I have decided to offically change my name to Captain Kaka. When I have done so I will then continue my plan and take over the world with my ray-gun and become Emperor Shitsalot the first. ::Evil laugh::
It would be so awesome to have a terminator as the state's governor, as long as it's not my state he is governing. For those who feel out of the flow read this article where he annouces his bid for the seat. The only way he would win is 'cause of his fame. I can see the campaign now: Vote for the terminator or be opperessed by mindless robots. Well... It's true, not like he would be lying about it. They are mindless robots. Anyway I just wanted to laugh and so here it is: hahahahahahahaha.
Hey everyone! The new site is up. The only "real" problem that I have encountered so far is the July Archives. They are under the old name and so you can't get to them unless you know where they are. To help you out I'll post the address. It's at: The Old July 2k3 Archive
There needs to be three dam posts for this shit to work properly! So this is Post numba uno! I hate this world and am going to kill this computer. Well... I would if it was biotic, but since it isn't well...you know. Fini~
Eheheh... This is the new site, same old people, but with a whole new look! It's fresh like a new born puppy. Anyway there were a couple of glitches which I am fixing up right now. The funny thing about this is that the only people who know are well the General and Me. Gypsy and Dollface don't know! Imagine their face when they find out! Ha! This is the end of test number one
Not only do monkeys cause damage, but they enjoy doing so. Monkeys have this style of causing damage that is unlike no other. For example: AIDS, thought to be spread to humans by monkeys. We all know that AIDS is a STD, but what we should consider is that AIDS is also the monkey's and nature's way of telling us to get off their ass. Come a normal person would have pulled out a 9mm and filled ya' fulla' lead, but the monkey has style. What does the monkey do? Well the monkey bites your ass for trying to rape it and this bite not only dooms you but stands as a warning to all those other monkey fuckers, damn sick fucks. I colored this really kewl picture, but I don't know if I can post it yet, I'll post it when I can. Y'see there is this comic strip site called Penny Arcade and the guy there drew this great picture of a japanese archer. So there is the picture and a little thing that says color if you want, so I color and I just finished emailing him and asking him if I can post it. Nothing more to say, go away... Far away, all of you!
Well then, another late night Blog. Only thing is it isn't really late night, kinda like 11:26PM Eastern Standard. Anyway today was interesting. Had fun and other stuff. Robbed my best friend of a mini-disc, which I gave back to him later. My Poem:
T'was a silver moon that nightA hot summer night
A normal city night
with crime, despotism and the occasional robbery
The bum in the corner enjoys giving fright
to the nearby child named Diggory
Out of fright he holds his mother tight
Until they are out of the bum's sight
A businessman is returning home
He gets on the N train
Along with the Pizza Hut guy
There is baby who cries
The crying drives them all insane
Then comes in the bum with the Trombone
He sooths the baby to sleep
Just figures that he isn't really a freak
Hmm... The world is round and has aliens. Well, at least that's what Men In Black taught me. Truthfully I believe that aliens exist because it would be very arrogant of the human race to say that aliens don't exist. Also if Earth was the only planet with life, then it would be a really waste of space (another movie reference, even though I can't remember which one it is). Aliens living on Earth in human suits, why not. Hell, if they have fat suits then why not human suits. It's kinda like a huge Halloween party. Then there is the other thing they (MIB) ask you to believe in order for this movie to make sense. They ask you to believe that the Earth is round. Now come on... A round Earth is almost as strange as Michael Jackson being straight. The people who live in a place I call "reality" agree with me that Michael Jackson is not straight, but for some odd reason they tend not to believe that the Earth is flat. Who needs reality? Not me. In my world Michael Jackson is not straight and the Earth is not round. I live in a great world.
Man, I hate this shit. I tried to get rid of the stupid pop-ups with a javascript but Blogger won't let me. For any of you who want to know what the script is well... Here it is:
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function open() {return true;}
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just plug this in the head. Please don't sue me for this shit. Thank you. By the way i forgot to add the <>s of the scripts so you might want to do that.
Yea, that picture that I posted last time completely messed up the way that the site is suppose to look. I finally updated the xanga site, but it still looks like shit. Not the good dope ghetto kind, but rather like the kind that you find in third world countries. You know the kind of shit that I am talking about, the one on the streets that you step and you are like "get that shit off my new ass nikes before these shits gets messed up, yo." If you want to check it out it's Insert Coin Here. Anyway in other news I am now retiring from a job that I never had and never will have, rokect, rocket scientist. Well I can't even spell that damn thing, how am i suppose to be it. It feels good to be retired. Well this old veteran has to go take his teeth out, so peace out G-Moneyclip!
If there were words to describe me they would probably be synomous with raving lunatic. On the other hand... well actually there's nothing in the other hand. I'm just a raving lunatic.
