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I took some time off my ethics essay on the 10 commandments to do a little research on the document itself. During my research I found a very interesting site: Society for the Practical Estabishment and Perpetuation of the Then Commandments (link). I can't say anything against them... Well maybe I can, but it would be very ignorant of me. They say some pretty controversial things:

The best way to understand the nature of atheism is to understand its author. satan is its author.

These people are very much into the whole "60|) pwn5 34r7|-|" theory. At first I thought that they were pretty ignorant people, but after careful examination I found that they think their arguements out very well considering that they are pretty narrowminded. ie:

When a people undertake such a task, they manifest their utter blindness, stiffneckness, foolishness and self-righteousness in thinking they are accountable only unto themselves and in thinking they have in themselves the power, the true righteousness and the true wisdom to make laws for their true good or for the good of their society. They express the height of dishonor towards the Kingship and wisdom of the most high God, and of His ancient, perfect, righteous and everbinding Laws which should rightly govern all of mankind.

I meant to point out the first part of the arguement not the whole 60|) pwn5 j00 part. By the way the agrument they present is valid but not sound (hehe intro to ethics paying off). Speaking of which I should be getting back to that. Enjoy, talk to you all soon (IM me damnit).

I hate weathermen and canadians... canadian weathermen

The first time I heard talk against weathermen was during a stand up comedy routine by Lewis Black, you've all probably heard it. He says something around the lines that weathermen say some pretty stupid shit, like the temp. is somewhere between 50 degrees and 80 degrees... well i have evidence. That's the temp for my zip for this week... I really don't know what to dress like if the low is a freezing 50 (the temp right now) or a high of 80... I'm screwed. I'm better off wearing no clothes, I should just wrap myself with a polar bear. This weather sucks, hope you guys are having better weather. By the way b-dog, there were a bunch of canadians here tonight. They were from some rugby team, I only brought this up because they were all girls... who were really loud and drunk. I hated them. Peace homies

A DVD before your time.

I remember back to the old days when I used to chill with Lucy and Ricky, and the A-Team on the weekends. Then it all came to an end with Mr.T failure in Rocky (insert number here). That was a long time ago, and now they have the A-Team Season One DVD (link). I've decided that it will be the next DVD that I shall buy, by any means.
Not everyone knows about the A-Team, infact let me quote a convo that I had with the asian blonde (not blaine):

asian blonde: maybe the math team is on now!
tevren2k3: i didnt feel like partyin yesterday, i wanted to do it today
tevren2k3: math teaM? is that like a retarted A TeaM?
asian blonde: whats the A team?
tevren2k3: ... man i feel like such an old man
asian blonde: why
tevren2k3: either that or someone addicted to nick at nite
asian blonde: ur 1987!
asian blonde: u baby
tevren2k3: its an old show
tevren2k3: ur a baby
tevren2k3: u dont even know what the a team is
asian blonde: i dont need to know
tevren2k3:
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.gsp?product_id=2625338&sourceid=1500000000000000624030
tevren2k3: its the A team with Mr. T
tevren2k3: lol
asian blonde: the A team looks mad gay
tevren2k3: u look madd gay

I have some bad news and some worse news

Well it was going to be all good news... This is how the story goes, I was looking at the Toranto Star (link) and I saw this headline: Kerry would close U.S. border to Canadian trash and I thought "w00t no more Bryan Adams or Alex Trebek." On closer inspection I found that he actually meant trash. That was the bad news. The worse news is that I think that I need glasses now because I can't read anything more than six feet away.

Like being ass fucked by Grizzly Bears

I'm finally in umass, it's all kool. The food kind of sucks, and the people are pretty kool. Today was the Registration Day and it was fucked up in way too many ways. Firstly every student needs to take a college writing course sometime in their career, and the test was on the poster for today. I went to this "advisor" and she said that I had to have taken the test yesterday to register for the class this sememster. I thought that I had read the sign wrong, so I went back to check... I wasn't wrong, the test was today. Why the fuck was the test that I needed yesterday to register for a class today being given today?. Oh but that's not the end of this long douche. The "advisors" setup about 75% of the freshman sched. I along with my roomate was not among that 75%. Infact anyone who missed the earlier orientations was in the 25% of those who didn't have any schedule. So I was meeting with this old bitach aka my temp advisor and the SPIRE system which is used to look at, and register for classes, broke down. So the 25% of us are now screwed because the system is still down and they haven't posted any information about how we'll go about tomorrow, the first day of classes. I guess now I'm not a student of Umass since I'm not taking any classes. You can check out more of my complaints here. So how are things with you guys? Alexis have you met your roomate now? Is she hot? Can you bring her to NY or UMASS? My mom was also wondering if you wanted anything.