a few new things

For all those who are LOTR fans and wanna learn new stuff, here is a couple of sites:
khazad-dum: a great plae to learn about dwarves and their language.
for all you orc lovers (yay!): Orc Nation: a very good place to learn blackspeak. No not the language of black people. If you think I am being racist, try searchin blackspeak on google. All you get are sites about ebonics. Anyway, Blackspeak is the language of orcs.
Anyway, I found something else that cracked me up. Remember the Fanta (by the way, its from the Netherlands, at least I think so. I couldn't find the english version of the site), well... There is an Indian version, called Maxala. I saw the commercial today on Zee-TV (the hindi channel). It was so stupid, even worse than the Fanta ones. The were a couple of guys bowling, and all of a sudden, these chicks came out of nowhere! WTF??!! Peace out...

hehehehe

check this penny arcade cartoon out. It made laugh out loud. I think I'll present to my japanese class.
If you couldn't tell I have no life or family.

A couple of things to bring to your attention

hehehe... firstly, if you haven't seen this, then you are going to hell. Be warned you need high bandwidth to view this site, it's in flash. In other words, you need cable. Sorry guys :(
Secondly, have you recently stolen blueprints to the Deathstar? Are you and your rebel pals looking for a way to display said plans. Well look no further, IO2Technologies has developed the worlds first screenless monitor.
They had to take down their demo videos because their bandwidth usage was getting to high, but the screenshots are still up.
Many Bothans died to bring us this information...

You too!

Well... first of all, happy thanksgiving people, enjoy it and get drunk.
Secondly, Hyperspaz, you're a an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child! too! Kewl, whatcha get on the other tests? Anyway that's all for now... Ice-Tea signing out (that's my new rapper name ;) )

hehehehe... Ice Tea....

hehehehehe... Ice Tea... Hehehehe. Anyway I have decided that I don't like people with baggy clothing. Really, why would you wear pants that are large enough to be classified as blankets. If you are wondering why I am talking about this... Well wonder no more.
Today I went to Modells. The reason I went there was to get some cargo pants that they had been carrying for years. This year though, there were no normal pants. The things were huge. A couple, I think medium or large, were about my hieght, I could literally fall into them and no one would find me for years. I am not even that short... maybe I am, but still pants legs that are 5 feet long? No fucking way! I saw some other kid too, he was swimming in those things. Why would you wear those pants? It's a waste of material, you could have made at least another pair out of the extra fabric. Then there are the patches on the pants... Those useless patches.

'Oh look at me, I am so poor and ghetto because I put patches on my pants, even though they weren't ripped or anything. I am cool right? right guys?'

Those people are lucky that I was wasted and didn't freak out.

i can be cool too...right?

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
What are you?
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my corner of the world

I was just messing around with my brother's webcam thing. In other words... i took pictures of myself and my room (no not pr0n). Anyway they are low quality, but here check out for yourself:

The little qiuz things...

Yea, Hyperspaz wanted to know about those quiz things that I had done before, so i am just posting the links. They are pretty funny, I suggest that everyone try them, and then copy and paste the result (the code they give you) in the post.

• Rum and Monkey
  
• Cause Of Death test

lost in translation

Yea, I was home all night, mostly by myself. Since I can't cook I was forced to eat live roaches...kidding. Anyway I heated up some hot water and started to make some of those japanese-big-bowl-cup-of-noodles. "Nong Shim's Bowl Noodle Soup: Picante flavor" was the label... I don't know what happened. Maybe when they translated Hot&Spicy from english to spanish to forgein asian, and then to english it turned from Hot&Spicy to Hot&Spicy with some crap on top and some fake vegatables. Now if you think I am going overboard with this... You are wrong. The Onion was a small piece of plastic with purple lines. Now I have headache and my stomach feels woozy. Wait... I just read the label, this piece of crap is a product of Korea. Damn Koreans.

Harry Potter... has a bitch

namely Ron Weasley. I don't know if I spelled the names right or not, and I don't care. Infact I think that it's crap, and becoming better crap. I saw the movie today, Harry Potter and the.... well its the second one. In all the scenes, Ron is basically the bitch and Harry is always pimp smacking the kid around. I felt kinda sorry for him... since he had to be the bitch. Harry was a fucking dick. Damn he was a fucking cock.
Wow... This post won't be able to be seen by the school comps. Damn fucking proxies.

Back again in the back of Cadillac

If anyone ever wants to play starcraft: broodwars, I am your man. i play everyday after 9:00pm (EST). Played a great game last night with a couple of asian guys from school. We played the Fastest Money Map. I got my ass beat down the first time (2v2). The next game I came back and lasted untill the end when Gary finished me off with on quick hit (FFA). Anyway, It was really fun. By the way, Umm... I was suppose to write something here, but I can't think of anything to put here.
my movie reviews:
The Matrix: Revolutions

• Well to start off, I thought the movie would be about the matrix. Now for a movie about the matrix, there certainly not enough of it, max 15-20 minutes.
  
• The fact that the craft that they are using doesn't get struck down by the lighting kills me.
  
• The kid in the ACU , when he walk to open the gate... Oh my god! It looks like an obese person running to the donut shop, only slowed down.
  
• ...well I won't give this part away (nice of me isn't, now that I have already ruined this much of the movie).The only thing I have to say: "what happened?"
  
• Then there is the fact that there was less theology and more bad action scenes and lets-try-to-make-Neo-Jesus scenes.
  
• To hit it home, the fight scene between Neo and Smith sucks so much! It's the same as the last ones, only this time they added rain/time stopping effects.

I agree that the first Matrix (2000) was a great movie, but it got worse, I can stand the second one ( just saw it on my comp), but the third one was just a kick in the balls. Anyway, die-hard fans might enjoy it. It's not worth ten bucks, maybe rent or download.

Tatar Sauce

Actually this post has nothing to do with sauce of any kind, it doesn't even have anything to do with food... Hmm....Food...::drool:: Anyway I am kind of pissed off 'cause some people don't post as often. But who cares... Oh well... I am just really bored and sleepy, I keep on trying to fix that stupid piece of shit comic, but it just doesn't work. So if anyone is looking for something to get me, you can get me this book. With this book, I might be able to turn my machine into a PHP God and host the comic from my home. Hmmm.... Tasty book... ::Drool on book::

The Proxy is out to kill me

I can't really express myself fully on this webpage. See I just found out that the school's proxy will let us view this site as long as we don't curse too much. If anyone read that letter that I written to Menwa you would see me expressing myself. Well I tried to view that at school, everything up till that post showed up. After that post, it gave me some bullshit excuse me, please Mr/Ms/Mrs. Proxy (I don't discriminate) don't block it, about there being too many cuss profane words in the post.
Anyway, I've been playing that KoC thing, it pretty interesting once you get into it, but the only problem is that they are running PHP and MySQL on two servers and there are about 170,000 people or so. Those puny servers can't handle it. One good thing is that there aren't any spammers or anything like that.
Life is going well and sober. I almost given up on those damn comics cause keenspace sucks dick I mean dock. It sucks a lot of docks... Damn it I am a fucking failure. Shit!

This time it's a Dime

I don't really have much to say... Um.... I am talking to people and they are saying stuff... Truly the only thing I can say, is that you all should go to: Join Tevren's Army. You can join daily, no need to create an account, just follow the link until it says that you are fighting on my side.
Anyway, this was suppose to be my "redesign website" weekend, but it has ended up as play KoC (Kings of Chaos) weekend. I am trying to catch up to the General, need some more troops and some turns so that I can overtake other people. Anyway, join my army.

Daily 2cents

Hey Dollface, hope that you are feeling better today, and that you come to school tomorrow. It wasn't the same without you. So whatcha do today during your sick time?
The comic still isn't updating, so I'm thinking about reseting it. Hopefully it doesn't come to that. I was playing this awesome game of Starcraft tonight, until I lost. I was playing with Josh, it was us against three comps, and they beat us into a corner, I tried to defend and attack back. They eventually broke my defense when I decided to go Archon. It wasn't worth it. That was that.
Last few words: Yo Menwa, I read your mail and saw the pics, they were great. Yo I am redesigning this site soon, wanna help me?
-Peace Out from The Box Under The Bridge

The Comics

I tried to update the comic yesterday, but it didn't seem to work. I'm still trying tonight, so if any of you find me unresponsive, that's the reason. The third strip will be up next tuesday. I'll probably uniform the site design this weekend, so if you experience some problems, that's the reason. Repetative clause isn't it. Anyway I'm going to get back to work now.

What up Menwa

Yo wus good Menwa? Long time no see. I didn't know if you would get my email, so I'm posting this shit here for you. So, how've you been? Are are you still runing COTRM? Yo how didya hit up this site man? Yo send me the link for any of your sites so that I can put them on the link bar.
For all of you who are wonder who Menwa is, he is my friend who graduated two years ago. Some of you might remember him. He runs COTRM, the link on the side bar, but it doesn't seem to be working. I learned a lot of my web site skills from him. I'll post up the links for his site once I find out what they are. He is a fucking genius.

Join our Army

yea I don't know what this is for, expect that it is some sort of game. I am in Gen. Sedgwick's army, you all can join in my regiment. just go to this link and follow the instructions.JOIN MY REGIMENT

Did you know...

Did you know that Blogger now lets us use spellcheck, it's the first option on the bar. With this new option I no longer have to do this: clacskdfhlas. Anyway there are some other kewl features cuch as the draft thing, but I don't know how to use it. Now there is even this email feature, but its pretty useless, it tells you if your blog has been published. I mean isn't that what the little publish thing on the right hand side is for?

Teenage Alien Nation

Teenage Alien Nation by American Hi-Fi
I want it all, no matter what
You thought you heard me say, no matter what
You know you can't escape today
Is there any other way?

And so what, if you don't like me
I don't give a fuck
If you don't like me I could change my luck
It seems I'm gettin rotten to the core

Forget about tomorrow
You and me, we're going down in sorrow
The youth of the nation, going nowhere
Station to station, Teenage Alien Nation
The Teenage Alien Nation yeah

It's all wrong
I guess the summer must have come and gone
I guess we kinda shoulda known it all along
We're never going anywhere

And sometimes, you've gotta pick it up
And roll the dice, no lookin' back
And man you don't think twice about
Feeling lonely every day

Yea, hope you like that. It's a really good song. Anyway I haven't posted in a long time. I been working on the comic, so you know... been lazy. Anyway besides that, I have had to consider what college I want to go to. Now they tell me that your average actually matters and that if you don't go to college you'll end up as some worthless bum-shield for some rapist cop. The new comic will be up tomorrow, nothing special, still experimenting with my style. Till later.
P.S. I'll try to post once every day or something.

Update: My mom is still pissed and I am a little tired. By the way... I am now going to be strict gamer type... So peace out G-slices... This was just a test.