just had to link you guys to this 1337 (0|\/|1(. Hehehe that's my future in politics... Man it's been a while... about two days. News about Kerry's former/still-on-going affairs haven't risen yet. Somewhat disturbing... Well I finally managed to figure out why Dean didn't win. His entire campaign was directed towards the younger generation... and as we all know the younger generation do crap. Since not many of his teenage supporters voted... well you know the rest. I was rooting for Dean all the way... now I have to hang my head in shame and root for Sharpton... is he still in the race? I haven't heard news of him in a while... By the way, Nice to see you back Todd.

just checking in... nothing interesting to say what so ever... hope life is treating all of you like good things.... anyways way to go on that braces thing... gonna go burn my taste buds with some hot tea/liquid bye.

hmm...filling the lines...yea that's a good title... shit am actually typing in this shit... damn it... should stop now... maybe after this -D

this is something from another one of my sites:

d00ds and d00dets... today was slow... kinda like your face... how did you know that my favorite perfume was mace?... all I have to say is that you are a hoe... leave me alone... let me be... don't you see... all this shit that you've done to me... bleeding everywhere... kinda scared... it's all cause you didn't take time to care... I gave my heart to you... all you did... was puke all over it... like it was a piece of holiday fruitcake...even if it was, I'd like you to know that I made it... with my hands... put in everything besides my favorite pair of pants... wait, shit... put those motherfuckers in there too... you know what, if you don't like me after all this, then screw you... bitch

Strat Man!

I got a new strat, its the starter one from Squier. Very kewl, and very red. It's name is Candy... or bloody... or Bloody Candy... yea that works. Man this is very kewl, got new amp too! It has two input slots! Oh yea, blinging it! :P
Anyways my computer services are now $5 a job... on most occasions, willing to bend the rules in *special circumstances*
edit: Opera 7.5 isn't as good as Opera 7.23. What a let down.

'geekin it fresh style'

I've been meaning to post a couple of very kewl/geek style links but have never gotten the time until now, so here you have them:

• Bling Method: It's how us geeks get down to work. This dude is very kewl, I especially like his Furby idea...
• Envador: When I think of someone with too much time on their hands I think of Envador, go there you'll see why.
• Xoxide: A nifty place to pick up some bling, but a little costly.
• OS News: The computer nerd's heaven.
• Slashdot: They know everything!

if only the angels cried gold

dirt. Pure dirt. Dean has pulled back, damn him. Kerry not that great, too early to type good. Soon there is going to be news story about Kerry's affairs which will destroy his campaign. Democrats setting him up like a little bitch. Did you know he sent his secutary/one time lover to Africa so that the media wouldn't catch her. Well once the media pulls all the info together, they'll publish it. At least that's what i heard from someone from Bill Bradely's office...
New SUVs are also coming out, of course the majority of them japanese, that are environmentally 'good'. There was something I was going to post that was actually kewl... but's it early and my brain isn't working right... right so here is a filler: The Original Pitfall, now you can play it online. This isn't that 2k3 shit either. Oh yea... if you wanna read 'quality' blogs, click that little TBBL thing on the side bar, and it take you to the 'blogs that evolve'... still only a worm... at least not a microbe....

MOOOOO!!!!!

Anime scares me, I been sitting around all day watching cartoon network and for the last two hours or so they have been playing anime. These anime really suck. For example SD Gundam, the original Gundam series was great, but this chibbi shit is like a over medicated hobo on crack-coicane. It's so bad!!! I really hate it. why are their heads so big??
Today's suggested reading: Anthem. The entire book can be found online. If you don't want to read it online, just take a copy from school.
More stuff later, by the way I am starting up a PC mod businsess so.... let me mod your comp, or if it needs to be fixed the price is now a flat rate of $5. :)

Hmm.... Ebay, the new arms dealer

Over the last week or so there have many military devices/gizmos on sale on Ebay. To add to last week's tank, they are now auctioning a F/A-18A Navy Blue Angel Hornet. And if you scroll fown on that page, you'll also see a T-33. The T-33 was in service during Nam, and now is being used for scouting missions in Japan. Holy Shit if I only had $1,051,501.00 I could take over the world.

The Last Frontier.

Space, the last frontier [at least for now], is now the newest cemetary. Celestis now offers burials in space, have your ashes oribting the Earth or spilled across the moon. The price for one gram of your cremated material to go to space is:$995. That's just the rotate-around-the-Earth-until-you-come-crashing-down-upon-some-mexican-city-deal. The also have other ones, like the moon deal. At first I jhought that they were Kazakhtanian [since their first flight is to be from Kazakhtan] and I said okay, that's reasonable. Kazastan was the center of the Soviet Space Program, so it's understandable that they would launch people's remains into space for profit. Then I found out that they were from Texas [Houston], and I said okay that's also some what reasonable. Americans are always trying new things. Now will anyone actually go for this? Yes they probably will and when their ashes come raining down, it'll some how find its way into my eyes for saying this: "PLEASE DON'T SEND MORE GARBAGE INTO SPACE!"

A little eye opener:

my friend MystFyre made some of the following observations about Jolly Ol' Saint Nick:

Here are a few calculations about santa

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each.

Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house.

Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are not talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks.

This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second - 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that flying reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them -Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).

A mass of nearly 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reaches the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g's.

A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim considering all the high calorie snacks he must have consumed over the years) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now. MERRY CHISTMAS!!!

HOLY CRAP!!! Sharpton got 20% of the votes in D.C.

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Army tank confiscated in an online auction. This is old news to me... been sitting on my browser for quite a while now, never got around to posting it... until now.
This is another kewl little story from the New York Times that I ran into, haven't read it yet, but it looks promising. Well...ummm.....yea....

Hmm.... Sorry I was growing a beard, but what were you saying?

Yea, I tried it, all fun and what not... Stopped now, it became to hard to shape it up, so that it didn't look overly retarded. I just shaved and I have a shadow... I have lost the ablity to shave. It feels so un-smooth, almost what you would expect from a peach... with needles shoved deep into it. Anyway here is a link to some beardy eye candy presented by Penny Arcade.

The SATs, revealed for their dirty, pornographic ways!

I have decided that the SAT isn't scored well. In fact that's why they are changing the scoring system. This is just what I think it'll look like:

• Way to go! You have done better than all the other ass monkeys taking this test. You are either incredibly white and suburban or some Asian immigrant reaching for the American dream of being white and suburban.
  
• Congrats! You are what we like to call An minority battling for their place in an society that hates them. Guess what? We don't really give a shit... In fact after all this, when you probably have your Masters, people will still hate you and care less about you. You have wasted x [years alive] of your life.
  
• You are Mr./Ms. Average. You will get nowhere in life. You'll probably end up in some generic job doing the same thing everyday for the rest of your life. The most you can expect is to work at a factory. And by factory I mean sweatshop. And not one of those nice ones in America, no, you'll be stuck in one of those nasty ones in 3rd world ones, where your life will be a living hell. You will spend the rest of you life making crappy pants, in which you'll thread "Help me I'm am stuck in a sweatshop making these crappy pants!" and then no one will care.
  
• Below average there are those of you who will be... wow it would be too easy to insult you... firstly you just pissed in your pants. Second, the only way for you to actually succeed is to move to Cuba where the SATs don't fucking matter. Hell... join the sweatshop dude

This is what the SAT should, will look like. And then I shall laugh. It sucks that I am in the last category. If only I was more of a non-Asian minority, my score would be average. Hell I should slip into the African category... I am kinda African.

I found a funny

When I am King is a kewl comic. I just happened to run into it while exploring the vast space known as the internet. Anyway when you go to the site, there should either be a pop up or you can click on the photo and the comic shows up. It's the funniest thing I have seen all day besides when Fox 5 news kept running the sequence of Jackson's 'incident' [in quotations cause of the all crap the media is making out it]. Fox 5 is anything but news, this crappy attempts at getting ratings is almost as bad as the time they aired their commerical: "Single Moms We Know You Dish It Out." These people are so awful that... well I feel like taking a crowbar to their heads... and then lighting them on fire...

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Firstly I want everyone who has broadband to go to Red vs. Blue. Gamers will not be able to stop watching it. Normals will be on the floor laughing and umm.... it's kinda kewl that they managed to do this... for years now. It's based on Tribes [*and now they use Halo, happy now you bitching whore?], and the online Catpure-the-flag game. Really great, really funny...
Late last night my brother IMed me this link: The Slacktivist. This one post made me crack, So funny... So great... such a great analogy.
To reply to this... I have nothing to say, cause if I say something then it will be perverted and on the internet... Then people will think that I am either a flaming homosexual or a pervert...or both...LOL [don't worry it's an inside joke, very inside, like the inside of my brain...other half].

Super Bowl Sunday

first quarter, no one has scored anything... well I'm not even watching... I don't even understand american football all that much... I have nothing to do, everyone is watching the game. One thing I do know is that Dunkin Donuts Vanilla Chai is overpriced, but good... oh so good...
Last night I was informed of this site:Secret Diaries. It cracked me up so much.... LMAO... If anyone wants to play Yahoo pool or something IM me.

By the way, I was looking through the counter when I found that someone searched for this: http://websearch.cs.com/wm/boomframe.jsp?query=%22i%
20need%20a%20lover%22%20%20gay%
20depressed&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir?
src=websearch&requestId=99bd947df7fc4a0a&clickedItemRank=
3&userQuery=%22i+need+a+lover%
22++gay+depressed&a and found or site.
WHYYYY????????? WTF???