Monkey knows all

Hey I know its a little late, but I just found this image, it cracked me up! By the way it's from Beer Monkey
The image that was perviously here awas messing up the site design so I removed it. If you want to see it click here.

Butts

fourthling (11:06:39 PM): You've gone monosyllabic
Tevren7891 (11:06:44 PM): ??
fourthling (11:06:51 PM): Quiet
fourthling (11:06:57 PM): One word response sorta stuff
Tevren7891 (11:07:00 PM): but but but
fourthling (11:07:05 PM): Lol!!!
fourthling (11:07:06 PM): Very cute
Tevren7891 (11:07:07 PM): heh i said but
Tevren7891 (11:07:17 PM): heh heh but
fourthling (11:07:32 PM): Lol - mommy! he said "but"!!!

Heh. A little peek into my daily life. In case you were wondering I am Tevren7891, and I said "but"+t. Ha, I crack myself up but not. Anyway meeting up some people and watching movies, probably Braveheart, Shari's favorite. Today was fine expect that I saw a damn Hummer again. It caused me to be blind for three seconds. Also the world is now collapsing if you haven't noticed. Was walking Jaun's dog with him when I noticed that a homeless man had nice leather cushions. Man, a homeless guy with leather cushions! Tired to get the dog to piss on the cushions but it wouldn't. Then tried to make it piss on a really nice car, but again it wouldn't. Life Sucks real bad since that dog didn't piss on the hot car (not Hummer, yet I can dream).

coffee and craps

Well...I thought I would make one post before I went to bed so here it is. POST. Anyway saw some friends and had some fun, besides that today was very uneventful. Think tomorrow will be the same, G'night all hope Satan doesn't wake you

Do you know what's really funny? Well, to start things off my name isn't Conrad, none of us actually use our real names. I can understand if that isn't funny to you, but after reading the posts I discovered that I didn't know anyone named Summer Gypsy, I mean that isn't a name, more of a title, then I remembered that we weren't suppose to use our real names. Ha ha I forgot, ha ha. Yea I know that I am very sad, but that's the only way that I have fun. By the way today is Gen. Sed. b-day, so happy birthday you damn bastard. Come by the house to pick of your gift, I have Sharifah's too.

Damn you ugly! Just Kidding. today's been busy, yet fun. Anyway I didn't have anything special to day (as usual), but just wanted to post. By the way if you notice we have been getting visitors, and all you vistors should comment on these damn blogs, I stay sober so that I can type these damn things, so might as well comment. Oh that reference to Dollface by Summer was actually to Shari. Peace out homie G.

All right...New site coming up, same people, but fresher posts and fresher, yet retro look. I call it Barrels Of Monkeys, its still a work in progress. Shari, Gen. Sed., Summer, Lady Neptune and I are all going to blog it. Hope you'll enjoy the fresh look, coming up next week (hopefully).
Anyway back to bussiness. Today NYC experienced the worst weather, we had ten-mintute thunderstorms. TEN MINTUES, what good is that? It's like fucking mintute men who can barely last, curse you minute men...Brings back memories of old...of Africa. Man, I am one sad mo-fo monkey, anyway peace out, keep your head out of the OJ.

THE THREE MOST ANNOYING EYESORES IN NEW YORK CITY(seriously these things are really annoying):

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  The New Hummer. Not only is this crap ugly, but it takes up the parking space of a mini van, and then some of the active road. Not only that, but it gets like negative four mile per gallon.
  
• Those really annoying scooters. The people who use these machines are lazier than hipoes. I can walk faster than most of them. They have wheels! Yet they want a petrol guzzling machine that will take them 10 miles per day. Why not get a mo-ped, even they are better! These scooters might have been less annoying if they were quieter, but nope, not even that.
  
• Last but not least, the new Mc.Ds. It uses more electricity than a entire subway line.
  

Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, and I had to witness them all on friday, poor poor me. 8(

Today's been passing slowly...don't know why but it has. Anway there are going to be new people making posts, including Summer Gypsy, Gen. Sedwick, Shari and maybe someone else as well. Since today is going so slow, I decided to take some of those online "personality tests." Here are the sad, sad results.

My crappy little elf name is Brookbank Hairtoe.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.

My Iraqi Leadership Name is Nusayyif Rashid Muhyi Amin Zubaydi.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Wankmaster Teapot, Yo.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.

My Mormon name is Justan Tru Brantly!
What's yours?

How dumb are you?

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Which Evil Criminal are You?

Hey,how is it going? Today was fun...Really it was. My mom came home early, so I didn't know if I would be able to go hang out. After a completing a string of tedious commands, I was allowed to leave. I hung out with my mentor with for awhile. We went to this diner and lunch with one of his business associates, who was a one point a english teacher. The menu at the place was ridiculous. I ordered a crab-burger and had to pay like 9 dollars. The wasn't the worst of it, my mentor (Asok) had to pay 5 dollars for a tiny milkshake. After the late, but seriously expensive ($50) we headed out to the movies.
You have to understand, I really wasn't in the mind for movies, but since it was his treat I agreed. We saw the new Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle movie. The movie was okay, not as great some people make it seem (*cough**cough* Sharifah *cough**cough*). It was reasonably funny, but a lot of the jokes were either really perverted or a little on the haha not really side. The plot was flowed well expect two points at end which I won't ruin for anyone who hasn't seen the movie. The soundtrack for the movie was pretty good, but it didn't flow with the movie that well, at some points you could say that you were just listening to a song with nice video graphics, but not like that of a music video. Otherwise all the songs are great, especially the one by Pink. The commercials gave away a big part of the movies, same with Pink's music video. If you have watched all the commercials and Pink's music video ten to fifty times, well... You are pretty sad, but back to the point, it's like watching the whole movie. The special effects which look really good when Lucy Lui is the one performing them are great. It's basically an extension of the matrix, almost as if they were all agents. For all the guys there is a part at the end when the girls are washing car and getting wet. *P (blind cylops with it's tongue out) Peace Out.

Run for your life

Eheheheheheh...I just found this really kewl graphic from sword in hand. It'll better explain the situation in Texas and Summer's comments...The funniest thing I've seen all morning. This image was too large to fit on this web template, so I'll just giver you the link. For the picture click here.

Hey there...hehehehe, threw Summer Gypsy a surprise birthday party, but it wasn't much of a surprise, but she says it was super. Now lets evaluate the super. Super: the guy who maintains the apartment building. Hmmm...Was the party the guy who maintains the apartment building, hmmm...Don't think so. Super: as in to have powers associated with heat vision, flying, and x-ray vision, and of course the super strength , none of which the party had. Super: Great, hmmm...Was the party great? I guess so since all the other choices don't work in context. I still don't see how it was a surprise. I was giving it away, she became suspicious but didn't throw around any accusations till it was too late. Ha Ha Victory!

Hmmm.... This is a very strange predictment we have ourselves in isn't it. Oh haven't you heard, It's recently been reported that President Bush commented on the fact that's he is okay with the CIA's reliance on bias, unsupportable evidence about Iraqi "WMD" (Weapons of Mass destruction). You can check out this article at:New York Times. I just tried to find out what the exact address was, but couldn't but managed to find that they had another article labeled: "Bush Aides Now Say Claim on Uranium Was Accurate." Don't really know what to believe if they keep doing this kind of shit.
Also in today's NY Times: Rumsfeld Says Iraq May Need a Larger Force. Why would Iraq need a larger force, it's been conquered! There isn't anything there expect people with rocks, their nuclear properties extend to boulder technology. Oh my best take of those dangerous Iraqis before they drop a boulder on my dog. Peace Out, I think I'll get me a dog and crush it with a boulder.

If you haven't noticed, there is a new person making posts at this website, and she isn't a drunken monkey, and doesn't usually ramble. This person is Summer Gypsy, my friend who has agreed to help with this crap. Anyway, saw The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Overall it was a pretty crappy movie. The only thing that made this movie bearable were the characters. The plot was really crappy, the movie is only bearable if you believe:

• World War II started in 1899
• British special officers pretending to be Siberian Germans started World War II
• the stereotypes about Americans and Indians are true.

There were a bunch of Indians guys with guns at one point, but they really didn't do much. It seems that the entire point of their existence, was to die at mongolian/siberian/german/british hands. Why is it that the Indians always get pimped? It was like the Afgani crpyts versus the American Army. Speaking Of Americans, the only American in the movie was the inpatient youngster who shot at everything besides the target.
The thing that really pisses me off about his movie is that I ran to see it, literally. My friends and I ran against the win for about three streets and three avenues, trust me that's a long distance. Peace out till later.

This is just a reply to something I saw on the shout outs (located on the bottom of this message, check out the old one HaireePhetus is very funny but it's all true, at least in my opinion).I completely agree, commercial are very stupid, I think the people making them are ignorant of the needs of their viewers. For example, a beer commercial has two guys dreaming about women mud wrestling. What the hell does that have to do with beer? Usually the actors are so low rate that they've been kicked out of mime school (god damn I hate those mimes). On the matter of Starburst, well...Those people have no life, their commercial resembles the hang over that I have after a night of heavy drinking. It's very sad that people fall for this kind of advertisements, and of course end up as obesity hippos who can't fit through doors. On the other hand if there is ever a food shortage, we can always eat parts of these people due to their fat. Hopefully it won't come to that. Fat people would love to be thin, and still eat like a damn rhino, so they think that if they switch their diet over to slim fast, but 3 gallons of slim fast won't reduce your weight. Fat people are funny. The funniest fat person was the one who had to crane lifted out of his house. Magazines are very horrible, its true that everyone is perfect as themselves but if you want to change to better your life span, then go ahead. These magazines though will not help you, in fact they might cause you to drop into depression and gain more weight.

Two days since

Its been two days since I have had cable internet, and I feel as if I have seen it all, and now I want more. The only problem is that I have reached the end of the internet. Yes, as sad and disturbing as it sounds it is true. I have visited almost every single blog, laughed at every single stupid web-comic, well... That I'll leave up to your imagination. I would spent my time online playing games with all the other geeks, but they aren't that friendly plus they hack (damn hackers). I feel as if my computer is sucking my life force out of me.
About two minutes ago I updated a sketchy part of the blog template, and discovered since I hadn't used any blog titles, the tag shows up, hmm.... Gotta fix that crap. I think this whole thing would be better if I was wasted. Yesss... Design a website while I am wasted...The good O'l American way. I think I'll try that, peace out (I am going to call my friend up and arrange for the wastage).

There is a God and he resides in Time Warner Cable

I finally have cable internet. This is a big step up from my 56k, which sucks my mother's giant gorilla balls. The cable guy came like two hours ago and set it up and he had to replace the cable wiring, not only in my own house, but also in my building's roof. the connection in my house was fried it was like breakfast gone wrong. Anyway I used for the first time like ten minutes ago and it wasn't a slice of Heaven, but the entire cake. Ummm...anyway its Starcraft time, so peace out.

Life is funky

Funky as in it sucks the balls of a ten year moose whose antlers are only reflective on its small and dagger like cock. Anyway I haven't gotten wasted in such a long time, I think my liver is actually recovering. I could definitely use some Bacardi to put my liver into the dark yet pleasant age. During the time that I have been sober I have noticed some very stupid things, which not only assure me that there is no hope for humanity, but also that I was better off wasted.

• The commercial line for Sour Starburst is, and I quote "use responsibly."WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN? How the hell are you suppose to use candy irresponsibly? Are you stupid enough to choke on a lifesaver? OR are you incredibly depressed and try to strangle yourself with taffy?
  
• Next thing that I noticed that when I was finally sober is that people are getting ass implants! Why the hell would you do that? What, just in case you need a flotation device during the next great flood?
  

Well...That's enough for now! I am going back to sleep and hoping that everything becomes better.