Yet they still are

No way! Bill is so meant to be. In fact he is sitting next to me right now, and he doesn't appreciate you spreading such vicious lies about him. So what if people sit on him, he still manages to come out of it unruffled. By the way "Toby, go pick me my cotton." For all those of you who indulge in funny shit, check this out (beware it's not meant for the faint of hear/fart or those who have 56k modems [3.07 meg file]): The Alien Movie. It gave a chuckle, kinda like that nerdy kid who had pretended to be a Jedi (click here to check it out)