We're very happy thank you.

Friday, October 29, 2004

The infection

Life is gangrene. It is a severe case of gangrene. At first, you notice your toe hurt a bit. a couple of weeks later it hurts more, then you go to the doctor and he cuts your toe off. A couple of weeks later your leg hurts, you decide to ignore for the time being and continue with your life. A couple of weeks later the doctor has to take your leg off. Soon the pain hits quicker and harder and you find yourself on your last breath or it'll spread slowly making sure that you suffer for as long as possible.
That's what life is like. At first the things that trouble you aren't that serious and if you ignore them for long enough the pain seems to disappear. The catch being that it comes back to take your whole leg (not literally). Soon new pains arise and it causes you to hurt all the time from some unknown infection which you thought that you had defeated a long time ago. Soon it hurts so much that you want to die, but you know that it wouldn't be right, so you keep living only to die on the inside. Yea, that's what life's like.
*edit: this has nothing to do with my life, it's just my outlook on life in general.

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Quick post regarding handicap stalls in bathrooms

They're fucking big! They're as big as single person dorm rooms.

Sunday, September 26, 2004

60|) pwn5 j00

I took some time off my ethics essay on the 10 commandments to do a little research on the document itself. During my research I found a very interesting site: Society for the Practical Estabishment and Perpetuation of the Then Commandments (link). I can't say anything against them... Well maybe I can, but it would be very ignorant of me. They say some pretty controversial things:

The best way to understand the nature of atheism is to understand its author. satan is its author.
These people are very much into the whole "60|) pwn5 34r7|-|" theory. At first I thought that they were pretty ignorant people, but after careful examination I found that they think their arguements out very well considering that they are pretty narrowminded. ie:
When a people undertake such a task, they manifest their utter blindness, stiffneckness, foolishness and self-righteousness in thinking they are accountable only unto themselves and in thinking they have in themselves the power, the true righteousness and the true wisdom to make laws for their true good or for the good of their society. They express the height of dishonor towards the Kingship and wisdom of the most high God, and of His ancient, perfect, righteous and everbinding Laws which should rightly govern all of mankind.
I meant to point out the first part of the arguement not the whole 60|) pwn5 j00 part. By the way the agrument they present is valid but not sound (hehe intro to ethics paying off). Speaking of which I should be getting back to that. Enjoy, talk to you all soon (IM me damnit).

Saturday, September 18, 2004

I hate weathermen and canadians... canadian weathermen

The first time I heard talk against weathermen was during a stand up comedy routine by Lewis Black, you've all probably heard it. He says something around the lines that weathermen say some pretty stupid shit, like the temp. is somewhere between 50 degrees and 80 degrees... well i have evidence. That's the temp for my zip for this week... I really don't know what to dress like if the low is a freezing 50 (the temp right now) or a high of 80... I'm screwed. I'm better off wearing no clothes, I should just wrap myself with a polar bear. This weather sucks, hope you guys are having better weather. By the way b-dog, there were a bunch of canadians here tonight. They were from some rugby team, I only brought this up because they were all girls... who were really loud and drunk. I hated them. Peace homies

Sunday, September 12, 2004

A DVD before your time.

I remember back to the old days when I used to chill with Lucy and Ricky, and the A-Team on the weekends. Then it all came to an end with Mr.T failure in Rocky (insert number here). That was a long time ago, and now they have the A-Team Season One DVD (link). I've decided that it will be the next DVD that I shall buy, by any means.
Not everyone knows about the A-Team, infact let me quote a convo that I had with the asian blonde (not blaine):


asian blonde: maybe the math team is on now!
tevren2k3: i didnt feel like partyin yesterday, i wanted to do it today
tevren2k3: math teaM? is that like a retarted A TeaM?
asian blonde: whats the A team?
tevren2k3: ... man i feel like such an old man
asian blonde: why
tevren2k3: either that or someone addicted to nick at nite
asian blonde: ur 1987!
asian blonde: u baby
tevren2k3: its an old show
tevren2k3: ur a baby
tevren2k3: u dont even know what the a team is
asian blonde: i dont need to know
tevren2k3:
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.gsp?product_id=2625338&sourceid=1500000000000000624030

tevren2k3: its the A team with Mr. T
tevren2k3: lol
asian blonde: the A team looks mad gay
tevren2k3: u look madd gay

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

I have some bad news and some worse news

Well it was going to be all good news... This is how the story goes, I was looking at the Toranto Star (link) and I saw this headline: Kerry would close U.S. border to Canadian trash and I thought "w00t no more Bryan Adams or Alex Trebek." On closer inspection I found that he actually meant trash. That was the bad news. The worse news is that I think that I need glasses now because I can't read anything more than six feet away.