Virgin Sacrifices to the Aztec sun god, Metu-azulu-something

Anyway I just wanted to attract your attention to this, and if you are reading this, it worked. I think I shall officially name myself Lord of the Roaches. As I look around, I see them; they have surrounded me. It seems that they think that I am some sort of God or tourist attraction. I'm kidding; the roaches aren't worshiping me, but there are a quite a few of them in my house and that is an understatement.